05:25:03I weird thing happened earlier,
I have been on comedy hiatus, or vacation for the past week. Forgetting all my troubles and stresses by wading away in either a nice big lake, or the hotel hot tub. You know whats great about a hot tub, alot of your stresses float away when you're in a hot tub, money, work, love life. Yet you would never think that a new stress would hit you when your in a hot tub. I was sitting in the hot tub, all by myself, and my mind was free, and blank, and dumb, and relaxed. Then I felt the presence of another person so I opened my eyes and I saw a tiny little blonde 7yr. old girl sitting right next to me. She was very, very close to me and staring right at me, you know how small children are when your in a restaraunt and they turn around and stand over the booth to stare at you while you eat. It was as uncomfortable as that feeling was, except I was in a hot tub. She said "Hi" and scooted closer to me, and the only thing I could think about is "Uh Oh!" Because this is how "Dateline" stories usually start: "A man was brutatlly beaten to death by the father of a frightened 7yr. old." And you dont want the parents to see this, but what kind of parents are letting there kids run wild in a hotel hot tub for, making me uncomfortable. I didnt want my fiance to see this, that would be something to discuss later in a marriage councilers office. I was manely concerned that there was a cop watching who knew her, but didnt know me. So for some reason I yelled out "I'M ALERGGIC TO FISH." rubbed my eyes like I was tired, and ran back to my room.
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